1 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:41,873 What's this? 2 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,875 Milk, mum. Good for the stomach. 3 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,979 My stomach's not so bad I need that poison. 4 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,380 You can take it away again. 5 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,881 Very good, mum. 6 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:53,152 What do you know about Cowes, Merriman? 7 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,386 Cows, mum? 8 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,887 Yeah. 9 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,557 Oh, some sort of parlor game, mum? 10 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,925 Eh? 11 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,860 Uh, cows. Large vegetarian mammals, 12 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,497 female of the bovine species, with udders. 13 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,332 I'm talking about rudders, not udders. 14 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:08,833 Cowes... the sailing place. 15 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:12,704 Tillers and spinnakers and ruddy great yachts. 16 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,839 Are you a sailing man, Merriman? 17 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,508 Not as I say I was, no, ma'am. 18 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,845 Well, you better start learning quick 19 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,614 'cause I'm thinking of taking a place down there. 20 00:01:19,614 --> 00:01:22,049 "Right on the front" it says in the advertisement. 21 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:23,717 Close the hotel, mum? 22 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,006 Yeah, just for a few weeks. 23 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:26,587 Have holiday. Bit of a rest. 24 00:01:26,788 --> 00:01:28,288 All the nobs are down there, you know: 25 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,223 the King, the Kaiser, the Czar of Russia. 26 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,558 All got their yachts down there. 27 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,428 Look a bit cheerful, can't you? 28 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,360 It's a treat I'm giving you 29 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:36,528 if the deal comes off. 30 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,862 Oh, thank you, mum. 31 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,698 It will be most agreeable, I'm sure. 32 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:41,700 Ah, Lord Haslemere's a yachting man, 33 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:42,867 isn't he, mum? 34 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:44,869 Member of the Royal Sailing Club, I believe. 35 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,872 He's the man to ask about Cowes, I should think. 36 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:49,808 Yeah. 37 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:04,656 Mmm. Sea air. 38 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,325 You can smell it, can't you? 39 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,826 I needed a day out. 40 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,563 I'm afraid I can't take you in with me. 41 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,964 I haven't got a badge for you. 42 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:13,300 I didn't know you were coming quite so far with me. 43 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,668 I see. 44 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:15,702 Frightfully sorry. 45 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:19,573 Look, this committee meeting 46 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,672 won't take very long. 47 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,341 I'll meet you back here at about 1:00, 48 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,343 take you for a jolly luncheon on my yacht. 49 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:25,844 What will you do till then? 50 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,681 Oh, don't worry about me. I'll uh... 51 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,450 ..stroll along the prom or something. 52 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,485 Yes. Well, the town's awfully pretty. 53 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,852 Yeah. Hurry up. You're late, aren't you? 54 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,122 Well, yes, I am, rather. 55 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:42,861 Morning, Wilkins! 56 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,296 Morning, my lord. 57 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:47,866 Morning, my lady. 58 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:48,867 Good morning, Wilkins. 59 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,003 - Morning, ma'am. - Morning, Wilkins. 60 00:02:58,112 --> 00:02:58,544 Sorry, ma'am. 61 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,347 You can't come in here without a badge. 62 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,249 Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. 63 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,637 They've started without you, dear boy. 64 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,370 Oh, lord. 65 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:38,552 I do apologize, gentlemen. I had a puncture on the way. 66 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,288 It'd be appreciated it if new members of the committee 67 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:43,256 could arrive puncture-lessly. 68 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,494 Shall I read the minutes again, Sir Evelyn? 69 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,930 No, no. For God's sake, get on with it. 70 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,063 Well, the item we're discussing is 71 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,266 a rather delicate one. 72 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,899 A distinguished old member 73 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,070 of many years' standing... 74 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,337 Lord Moffat. 75 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,071 Has taken to swimming at 7:00 in the morning 76 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,242 with his lady wife from the clubhouse steps. 77 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,642 Both well over 80. 78 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,246 While we all admire their Corinthian spirit... 79 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,011 against the rules. 80 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,012 Quite. 81 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:09,147 CHARLIE: Does it matter? 82 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,449 What? 83 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,517 At 7:00 in the morning, I mean. Who's up to see them? 84 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:13,985 Wilkins at the gate, I'm afraid. 85 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:14,986 He reported them officially, 86 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,221 so we have to take action. 87 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,091 A quiet word, I'd have thought. 88 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,891 I tried that, colonel. I'm afraid his lordship 89 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:20,925 was rather abrupt with me. 90 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:23,094 Well, the old boy's a law unto himself. 91 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,297 Can't we just let it be? 92 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,666 No. Let him do it, you'll start a craze for it. 93 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,934 You've got to hit him. 94 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,803 Fair slap amidship's my opinion. 95 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,505 Rather you than me, Swain. 96 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,441 He was a bare-fist amateur boxer in his day. 97 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,874 Not to mention an ex-viceroy. 98 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:39,077 And a longstanding friend of our admiral. 99 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,779 Another slight problem. 100 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,749 MAN: Yes, yes. 101 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,550 What do you think, Sir Evelyn? 102 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:46,918 He's a damn nuisance. 103 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:54,294 Um...uh, well, couldn't we give a ruling to the effect that 104 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,129 the privilege of bathing from the steps 105 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,031 is reserved for members of 80 years and over? 106 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,067 Well, that way he can carry on unmolested by Wilkins 107 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,435 and we stop the thing spreading. 108 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:06,006 I'm sorry. I wasn't intending to be frivolous. 109 00:05:06,207 --> 00:05:09,676 Perfectly splendid idea. I'll second that. 110 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,511 Wisdom of Solomon, my dear boy. 111 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,013 Shall we take a vote, sir? 112 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,247 Yes, yes. 113 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:16,950 Those in favor? 114 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,084 Yes. Yes. 115 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:19,419 Carried. 116 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,456 Well, the next item, also rather vexing: 117 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,660 the question of whether we continue with our plans 118 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,527 to purchase rock cottage next door 119 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,329 in order to accommodate the needs of the ladies. 120 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,230 I did put in an offer, 121 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,968 the figure we agreed on at the last meeting, 122 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,000 but I'm afraid it was short 123 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,068 of the asking price. 124 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,706 The question is, do we increase it? 125 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,007 A waste of money! 126 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,674 But the ladies do have a problem. 127 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,242 Nowhere to go if the weather's bad. 128 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,243 The marquee. 129 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:47,111 Well, it's only up in regatta week. 130 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,482 And it's not just the weather, is it? 131 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,051 I mean, they're rather stuck on the lawn for other emergencies. 132 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,986 Well, they do have 133 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,221 the strangers' lavatory. 134 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,556 Complaints about that. 135 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,113 Not very clean, I'm told. 136 00:05:59,137 --> 00:06:00,760 And they have to queue up. 137 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,928 Ticklish one, this. 138 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,498 Sir Evelyn. 139 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,500 We're not having them in the clubhouse. 140 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,604 It's just about the last place on earth 141 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,906 you can escape from your wife and your mistress. 142 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:13,572 Hear, hear. 143 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,376 Now look here. We've really got to get it for 'em. 144 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,510 You agree, don't you, Arthur? 145 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,267 Mutiny otherwise... 146 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,012 From my wife, certainly. 147 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,181 And also we protect ourselves 148 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,851 from the possibility of undesirable neighbors. 149 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,052 Raise the offer another 200. 150 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,959 This is the main drawing room. 151 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,465 And the balcony. 152 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,042 Nice view. 153 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,378 Oh, the view is second to none, 154 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,546 Mrs. Trotter... 155 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:56,981 Especially in regatta week. 156 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,552 Right on the finishing line. 157 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:01,486 Bit small. 158 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:02,987 Well, of course, for entertaining, 159 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:03,988 there's the annexe 160 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,390 attached to the house 161 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:07,025 with the staff quarters above. 162 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,359 In Mrs. Crisp's day, 163 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,995 there used to be the most wonderful parties, I'm told. 164 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,499 Fairy lights hanging from the bushes in the garden. 165 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,802 She used to entertain the Prince of Wales here, 166 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,637 you know, as he then was. 167 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,138 Did she, now? I suppose that puts 168 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,272 the price up a bit, does it? 169 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,607 Well... 170 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,643 It could do with a bit of a cleanup. 171 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:24,778 Otherwise, it's all right. 172 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:25,912 How much do you want for it? 173 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,914 You're making an offer? 174 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,983 Yes. Something wrong? 175 00:07:30,351 --> 00:07:33,518 No, no. It's just that we have had another inquiry. 176 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,520 I shouldn't really divulge it. 177 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,689 It's from the sailing club next door. 178 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,024 It didn't quite meet our estimation, 179 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:42,360 but we are rather waiting for them to come back. 180 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,662 Well, whatever they offered, 181 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,229 I'll match it and raise you 300. 182 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:46,698 Oh, really? 183 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,700 Cash. 184 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,670 Louisa, you can't do it! 185 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,538 Too late, my lord. 186 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,373 Sheets, pillowcases... 187 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,776 The sailing club needs it. 188 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,912 They should have been quicker off the mark. 189 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,178 Piano, fairy lights... 190 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,013 Did you just walk in that day? 191 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,217 No, no. Planned it long before that. 192 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:04,150 Saw it advertised. 193 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,750 You took advantage of me. 194 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:07,887 Oh, come on, I only begged a lift off of you. 195 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:10,489 Well, you made it damned awkward for me, you know. 196 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,527 When the committee hear about our connection, 197 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,659 they'll think I put you up to it. 198 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:15,929 So what? 199 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:18,565 Some of me best clients are members of your snobby club: 200 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,901 old Saffron Walden, Reggie Blenkiron. 201 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,469 They'll be happy to have me. My personal friends, they are. 202 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,402 But Rose Blenkiron won't be your friend, my dear. 203 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,605 The lady wives of the members had set 204 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,507 their little hearts on that cottage. 205 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,509 Come on, Charlie. Whose side are you on? 206 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,010 You should be pleased as punch. 207 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,180 You always said you had nowhere to stay down there. 208 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,248 Well, you got me now. 209 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,516 We'll liven the place up a bit. 210 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,018 Course you could pretend you don't know me, 211 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,956 but we are having a housewarming next Wednesday, 212 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,290 if you care to drop in. 213 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,525 No, no. I shall be up here on Wednesday. 214 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,862 Cook your own meals if you are. Place is closed. 215 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:49,929 What? 216 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,663 Holiday, Charlie. I need one. I'm tired. 217 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,433 I need to charge meself up a bit. 218 00:08:54,102 --> 00:08:55,635 Enough in the kitty till the autumn. 219 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,504 Oh, come on. 220 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,006 Tommy Shepherd's coming down with Mrs... 221 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,172 What's her name? Delaney. 222 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,206 Oh, not those two. 223 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,542 What's wrong with them? 224 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,977 He's an insufferable bore, and she shrieks all the time. 225 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,345 Oh, he's all right when he's sober. 226 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,346 Wrote me a poem once. 227 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,480 Instead of a check, no doubt. 228 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,284 Eh? 229 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:12,519 Well, he's the most notorious scrounger in London. 230 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,953 Yeah, well, she pays for him now. 231 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,455 That money her husband left her, 232 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,489 the shoe merchant. 233 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,726 You are the most awful snob. 234 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,561 You only tolerate him 235 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,393 because he's the second son of an earl. 236 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,962 Here, watch it. You're the snob. 237 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,296 Just 'cause she's a salesgirl 238 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,965 did herself a bit of good in the world. 239 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,134 Oh! It's pointless arguing with you. 240 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,103 Irene Baker's coming. 241 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,505 What? 242 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,109 Irene Baker's coming! 243 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,945 Irene. Is she? 244 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:40,946 Yeah. 245 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,513 But she's performing in her show. 246 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,514 No, she finishes Saturday. 247 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,617 Fancies a rest like I do. 248 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,018 But how did you get her? 249 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,653 Half of London must be offering her yachts and villas. 250 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,188 She's the catch of the season. 251 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,023 Well, I wouldn't know about that. 252 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,025 But she was in here the other night with... 253 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:54,627 I don't know. Someone or other. 254 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,096 I mentioned it, I said you might be there, 255 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,530 and she seemed to jump at it. 256 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,031 Oh, I'm sorry, madam. 257 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,332 Yes, Starr. What is it? 258 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,537 Well, it's about this holiday, madam. 259 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:09,540 I was wondering if you was requiring me and Fred. 260 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,343 I'm not really a man for the seaside. 261 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,012 The, uh, sun affects me, 262 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,546 and Fred's not one for the water, 263 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,548 and we've got a chance of visiting a farm in Essex... 264 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,484 a friend of mine from army days... 265 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,052 and Fred likes running about a farm. 266 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,453 I'm sorry. You're out of luck. 267 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,688 I need you to drive the bus 268 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,056 since the major's not here 269 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,557 and help out generally. 270 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,059 Oh...yes. 271 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,628 But Fred, madam. 272 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,062 What about him? 273 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,499 Well, I was thinking he might be a nuisance. 274 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:33,500 Well, he's always a nuisance. 275 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,901 We have to put up with him, don't we? 276 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,068 Yes, madam. 277 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,569 He can keep out trespassers. 278 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,172 Yes, madam. 279 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,006 Right. 280 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,678 Ha ha ha ha! 281 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:47,145 Louisa, you're incorrigible. 282 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,582 Oh, changed your tune, have you? 283 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,558 What is it? What is it? 284 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,694 Singing, I presume. 285 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,996 Singing? 286 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,504 We're here! Step out, you lot! 287 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,108 Ohh! 288 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,076 They're here, Mrs. Cochrane. 289 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,544 They're coming up the path. 290 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,747 Lord, how many of them? 291 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,417 6, not counting Mr. Starr and Mrs. Trotter. 292 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,749 They're early. 293 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,584 They look a bit tipsy. Oh, Miss Baker's with them! 294 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,020 Come and have a look, quick! 295 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,022 I'm just not ready for them! 296 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,224 She's ever so beautiful! 297 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,725 Now, come away from that window 298 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,993 and wake him up! 299 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,797 Mr. Merriman, the bus has come! 300 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,866 Mrs. Trotter's here! Wake up! 301 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,534 Oh, blimey! 302 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,037 What a den of utter enchantment! 303 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,538 Are you being funny? 304 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,541 No, no, it's delightful! Truly delightful! 305 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,476 It's a bit musty. Needs a bit of living in. 306 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,779 That's what we're here for, 307 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,315 to provide that very ingredient, are we not? 308 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:33,620 And Miss Baker will dance for us, won't you, my dear? 309 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,321 Well, I've come here to rest. 310 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,690 Oh, just a tiny twirl. 311 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,891 Leave her alone, darling. 312 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,760 Come and look at the nice garden. 313 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,560 Merriman! 314 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,961 Where you been, for God's sake, 315 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,296 and where's the bloomin' tea? 316 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,431 Just coming, mum. In a jiffy. 317 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,066 I say, croquet! Whoopee! 318 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,567 Aah! Lovely! 319 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,568 Ooh! Ooh! 320 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,070 Grab a mallet, old girl! 321 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,371 Right! 322 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,675 Out in the garden we'll have it. 323 00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:56,006 Yes, mum. 324 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,446 Spoons, Ethel. 325 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,149 What's this supposed to be? 326 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,984 It's supposed to be a kitchen. 327 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,319 And servants hall. 328 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,653 She thinks we're going to keep up the standard 329 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,021 of the Bentinck in this place... 330 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,523 Well, we can't all live in here. 331 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,024 It's the black hole of Calcutta. 332 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,461 I don't want Fred in here, nor his basket. 333 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,597 He'll have to be in here. There's no front hall to speak of. 334 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,666 He'll just have to spend his time in the garden. 335 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:20,900 I'm sorry. I don't want him in here, 336 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,333 not with food about. 337 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,034 They want tea served in the garden. 338 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,036 I can't carry it all up the stairs, 339 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,205 through the sitting room, 340 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,808 onto the terrace, down the stairs again... 341 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,776 not every day. 342 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:30,410 I'll help. 343 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,042 No, you won't. Your place is here with me, Ethel. 344 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,644 Fetch that pot and put it on the tray. 345 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,547 Oh, just look at the view. 346 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,984 It's right on the finishing line in regatta week. 347 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:50,060 TOMMY: I'm going to have a go! 348 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,462 Mind it doesn't go in the sea! 349 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,697 I hope not! 350 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,633 LOUISA: Afternoon, ladies. 351 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,009 Mr. Walden, who are those dreadful 352 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,114 people next door? 353 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,215 Mrs. Trotter and guests. 354 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,528 Mrs. Delaney: that's it, now. 355 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,530 TOMMY: Hang on, old girl, hang on. 356 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,532 Wonderful! What should we do now? 357 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,534 You have to hit it back here now. 358 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,535 This one? 359 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,537 Yes. See if you can hit the pole. 360 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,038 Hit the pole? 361 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,039 Yes, hit the pole. 362 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,142 All right. Ah! Missed again! 363 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,220 There's a woman out there 364 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,055 twirling about half-naked! 365 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,023 Yes, sir. I understand she's Miss Irene Baker, 366 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:53,760 the celebrated dancer. 367 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,028 I don't care who she is! Get rid of her! 368 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,563 This is a sailing club, not a bordello! 369 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,697 There's nothing we can do. 370 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,601 She's on the other side of the wall. 371 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:06,806 I know that we ladies do not play a large part in your thinking, major, 372 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,508 but my husband, uh, did inform me quite categorically 373 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,910 that house was to be ours. 374 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,515 That was our intention, I assure you, Lady Blenkiron, 375 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,015 but our club funds are not inexhaustible, 376 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,283 and I'm afraid we were quite simply 377 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,620 outbid by this lady. 378 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,552 Lady? 379 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,521 I've heard she runs a house of ill fame. 380 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,522 A what? 381 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,956 A house of ill fame. 382 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,328 Elspeth, that's nonsense. Who on earth told you that? 383 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,263 Oh, I've heard it from several sources. 384 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,097 No, no. The Bentinck's perfectly decent. 385 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,432 Everyone stays there: 386 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,701 the King in his time, Lloyd George. 387 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,801 Exactly. 388 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,538 Clergy, don't they? 389 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,541 Clergy? Yes, lots of clergy. 390 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,276 And I live there, as it happens. 391 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,813 It's a jolly nice place. 392 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,948 I never knew you'd been there, Arthur. 393 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,716 Ladies, I must beg you not to be prejudiced by gossip. 394 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,551 It's not gossip, Charles. 395 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,919 We have the evidence of our eyes this afternoon. 396 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:58,124 Only if they stand on basket chairs. 397 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,992 And our ears. All through tea, shrieks and bawdy songs 398 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,395 which quite drowned the band. 399 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,830 Really, ladies, we shall be keeping 400 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,466 a careful eye on the situation, 401 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,800 and if we feel a complaint 402 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,502 to anyone is justified, 403 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,439 I promise you, we shan't hesitate to make it. 404 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,276 Now, if you will excuse me, I really must be getting ashore. 405 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,579 Well, I'll see you to the gig. 406 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:26,016 ♪ And it's all right in the summertime ♪ 407 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:30,020 ♪ In the summertime it's lovely ♪ 408 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,524 ♪ While my old man's painting hard ♪ 409 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,527 ♪ I'm posing in the old backyard ♪ 410 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,530 ♪ But, oh, oh, in the wintertime ♪ 411 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,000 ♪ It's another thing, you know ♪ 412 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,537 ♪ With a little red nose and very little clothes ♪ 413 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,973 ♪ And the stormy winds do blow ♪ 414 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:53,877 ♪ My old man is a very funny chap ♪ 415 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:57,047 ♪ He's an artist in the royal academy ♪ 416 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,050 ♪ He paints pictures morning until night ♪ 417 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,519 ♪ Paints them with his left hand ♪ 418 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,921 ♪ Paints them with his right ♪ 419 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,692 ♪ And all his subjects, take a tip from me ♪ 420 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:10,994 ♪ Are very, very Eve and Adamy ♪ 421 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:14,498 ♪ And I'm the model that has to pose ♪ 422 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,001 ♪ For his pictures every day ♪ 423 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:21,305 ♪ And it's all right in the summertime ♪ 424 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:25,343 ♪ In the summertime it's lovely ♪ 425 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,579 ♪ While my old man's painting hard ♪ 426 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,982 ♪ I'm posing in the old backyard ♪ 427 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,018 ♪ But, oh, oh, in the wintertime ♪ 428 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,322 ♪ It's another thing, you know ♪ 429 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:42,526 ♪ With a little red nose and very little clothes ♪ 430 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:46,029 ♪ And the stormy winds do blow, oh, oh ♪ 431 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:50,534 ♪ And the stormy winds do blow ♪ 432 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,035 Oh, ha ha ha! 433 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:56,507 Bravo! Bravo! Marvelous! 434 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,676 Splice the mainbrace, Merriman, old chap! 435 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,244 Any more of that, dear, 436 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,879 and you'll be like a wet weekend. 437 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:02,913 What? 438 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,982 Now you'll dance for us, naturally. 439 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,984 Follow Mrs. Trotter? Not likely. 440 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,555 Yes. Wise of you, my little flower. 441 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,988 Haslemere, my dear chap, 442 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,991 Mrs. T wasn't sure if you were coming. 443 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:17,495 Have you, um, have you met my fiancée Clara? 444 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,997 She thinks I'm marrying her for her money, 445 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,567 but it's not true. Not true at all. 446 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:22,401 It's all right, dear. 447 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,002 Come outside and look at the pretty fairy lights. 448 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,639 - See you later, old boy. - Yes, right. 449 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,007 Where have you been, just as a matter of interest? 450 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,008 Yes, I'm sorry. 451 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,009 I had another engagement... 452 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:32,612 On a yacht. 453 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,347 Talk about us, did they? 454 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,548 You were mentioned. 455 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,917 Old Saffron Walden says we've ruffled a few feathers already... 456 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,418 only been here half a day. 457 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,651 I shouldn't worry. 458 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,421 They're an awfully stuffy lot, some of them. 459 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,390 Will you excuse me, please? 460 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,530 Irene. 461 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,031 Hello. 462 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,032 Charles, dear boy, 463 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,034 I was just saying to Miss Baker 464 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,670 that her dance was like a sharp, white little star 465 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,472 in a horribly dull season. 466 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,341 You would agree? 467 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,430 I would, indeed. 468 00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:07,179 I can't remember a more intensely enjoyable evening in the theater. 469 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:07,901 Thank you. 470 00:19:07,925 --> 00:19:10,349 I can't remember a nicer compliment. 471 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,587 And that other evening at the Bentinck... 472 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:15,888 Then Romano's. 473 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,223 Oh, yes. I... 474 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:21,427 ..I was hoping that I might have seen you again after Romano's. 475 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,029 Well, you were so surrounded by admirers, 476 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,364 I thought my chances were slim, to say the least. 477 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,299 You should have had more faith. 478 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,402 Well, now... 479 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,339 Yes. Thanks to Mrs. Trotter. 480 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,410 Yes. 481 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,012 How long can you stay? 482 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,915 Well, I have 3 weeks until my next engagement. 483 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,383 But that's marvelous! 484 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,552 Have you ever been sailing before? 485 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,689 Oh, I used to stand on the beach as a child 486 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,824 and watch the great yachts go by 487 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,293 and dream that someday perhaps... 488 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,464 Well, I shall take you sailing and fulfill your dreams, 489 00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,964 if you'll allow me. 490 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,367 Yes, of course I will. 491 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,736 Time for supper, I think, Merriman. 492 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,037 Yes, mum. 493 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,806 And what are you cooking over there, 494 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,010 you wicked woman? 495 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,779 Oh, just an harmless little soufflé. 496 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,047 Mmm. 497 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,159 You and me could be on that farm now, Fred. 498 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,662 Just think of that, eh? Rabbits. 499 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,562 Are you not enjoying yourself, Mr. Starr? 500 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,231 No, I'm not. 501 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,500 A change is as good as a rest, they say. 502 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,537 Last holiday I had was 14 years ago, 503 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,638 when Mr. Cochrane was took in the sea at Margate. 504 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,841 I went off holidays after that, 505 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,641 but then I wouldn't mind one now, I must say. 506 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,678 Where would you go, Mrs. C, 507 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,847 if you had the pick of the whole world? 508 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,648 Not Margate, I presume. 509 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,684 No, I'd go to me daughter's at Wigan. 510 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:52,918 Wigan? 511 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,320 There's a choice spot. 512 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,821 I like it here. 513 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,759 The seaside, and the feeling of romance in the house. 514 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,892 I think it's lovely. 515 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,527 You shouldn't fill your head with such thoughts. 516 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,631 - It's not healthy. - I can't help it. 517 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,901 I just have to look at Miss Baker, and I'm trembling. 518 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,592 She's set her compass at his lordship, all right, 519 00:21:11,616 --> 00:21:12,538 and no mistake. 520 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,039 All these nautical terms, Fred. 521 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,776 What does Mrs. Trotter think about it? 522 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,410 Seems to encourage it. 523 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,544 She'll never make a lady, will she? 524 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,145 Not in a hundred years. 525 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:22,882 Why not? 526 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,251 Her father's a jobbing builder from Bognor. 527 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,285 That's why not, Ethel. 528 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,288 Mr. Starr, would you mind not doing that in here? 529 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,555 His hairs are flying all over the place. 530 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,058 Well, anyway, lady or not, 531 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,994 I don't half wish I had her body. 532 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:59,583 We'll have 2 new bottles, I say. 533 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,518 Ha ha ha ha! 534 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,686 Oh! 535 00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:07,290 I say! Old chap! 536 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:10,027 A little matter I'd like to clear up with you. 537 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:14,031 I've put up with your sailing club 5 times now 538 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,033 and been blackballed every time. 539 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,334 What's the matter with me? 540 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,535 Fairly good pedigree... 541 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,705 Even owned a little racing cutter once. 542 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,040 Brewers and whiskey distillers 543 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,408 often get in. 544 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,044 Oh...do they? 545 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,546 But not Turks and Kurds. 546 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:31,515 What? What are you talking about? 547 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,850 I'm not a turd or... 548 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,051 Ha ha ha! 549 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:37,554 I think he's being a bit saucy with you, darling. 550 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,556 Come along. Bedtime. 551 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:40,557 Oh, yes. 552 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:41,992 Hee hee hee! 553 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,064 Really, Louisa, you must try and improve 554 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,066 the quality of some of your friends. 555 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,035 Yeah, well, there's others think that. 556 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,070 They got to have somewhere to go... 557 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,572 people like them... so they come to me. 558 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,307 It's all part of the service, Mr. Walden. 559 00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:00,077 And now you're rebuking me. 560 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,012 No. I will say this. 561 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,181 I'd rather have them as me friends 562 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,348 than your lot over the wall 563 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,017 from what I've seen so far. 564 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,518 What have you seen? 565 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,387 Snooty faces peering at me. 566 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,189 Well, you know why that is. 567 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,657 They wanted your annexe. 568 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:14,658 What for? 569 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:15,726 Their convenience. 570 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,161 They've nowhere to go. 571 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,529 Well, can't they go in the clubhouse? 572 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,531 Ladies aren't allowed in the clubhouse. 573 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,533 God's truth, it's worse than I thought. 574 00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,535 You mean they can't piddle in their own place, 575 00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:27,504 so they'll have to come over to my place to piddle? 576 00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:29,039 You have it in a nutshell. 577 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,041 Now I must leave you, my dear. 578 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,542 It's been a delightful evening. 579 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,544 You can be sure I shall come again. 580 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:36,780 Will there be anything more this evening, mum? 581 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,049 No, no, not for me there won't. 582 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,584 Rooms all ready, are they? 583 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,052 Just about, mum. 584 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,554 Mr. Starr was helping. We're a bit shorthanded. 585 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,556 There's not many of us. 586 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:47,557 I know, mum. 587 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,226 Will his lordship be staying? 588 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,227 I don't know. 589 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,062 You better ask him, hadn't you? 590 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,063 Yes, mum. 591 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,498 Good night, mum. 592 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,438 Ah! Now, that's Jupiter. 593 00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:04,507 I think. 594 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:06,509 Or is it the pole star? 595 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:09,012 Ha ha ha! I don't think you know. 596 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,447 You're quite right. 597 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,016 MERRIMAN: Anything else, 598 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,517 my lord? 599 00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:17,454 What, what? Yes! Merriman, that bottle's empty. 600 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,028 No! 601 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:28,031 Don't...move. 602 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:31,468 The moon's caught you perfectly. 603 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:33,918 You know, on stage 604 00:24:33,918 --> 00:24:37,009 I thought you were the most divine apparition I'd ever seen. 605 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,079 Offstage... 606 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:43,415 I find you even more divine. 607 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:46,049 Oh, Irene... 608 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:50,553 Thank you, Merriman. Don't wait up. 609 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:52,222 You'll turn the lights out, 610 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:53,556 will you, my lord? 611 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:54,557 Yes, yes. 612 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,059 Uh, good night, my lord. 613 00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,560 Good night, Merriman. 614 00:24:57,562 --> 00:24:59,062 Good night. 615 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,497 Uh... 616 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:15,012 I've imagined someone like you all my life... 617 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,947 My lord. 618 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,021 Not so bad after all, eh, Starr? 619 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,523 No, madam, the air is surprisingly bracing. 620 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,025 There's Lord Pembury. 621 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,527 If his wife knew what I knew about him, 622 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,164 she wouldn't be so pleased with herself. 623 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,533 Isn't that her? 624 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,867 Yes, I do believe... 625 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,003 Good morning, ladies. 626 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,071 Don't answer. 627 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,540 Good morning. 628 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,543 Who's that extraordinary little man 629 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,046 with that dreadful, common little dog? 630 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,381 STARR: Did you hear that, madam? 631 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,649 I did. 632 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:55,052 Animals should really be kept off the promenade. 633 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,555 What do you suppose them cardboard discs are, Starr? 634 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,557 First prize at the donkey show? 635 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,992 She's insulting us! 636 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,994 What can you expect, Elspeth, 637 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,495 with women who keep bordellos? 638 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:06,496 What?! 639 00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:07,998 STARR: No! No! 640 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,934 Don't rise to it, madam, I beg you! 641 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:25,015 I'm not having my reputation impugned by her sort! 642 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,619 I've lived too long for that! 643 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,220 CHARLIE: What's happened? 644 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,321 I've been insulted, that's what! 645 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,322 By ladies from your club! 646 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,754 Called me a brothelkeeper. 647 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,023 What are you laughing at, Miss Baker? 648 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,358 I'm sorry. 649 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,594 I want their names, both of them. 650 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,362 One looks like a barge in full sail, 651 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,131 and the other's short and pink and ugly 652 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:40,320 and puddles along behind her. 653 00:26:40,344 --> 00:26:41,764 Who are they, Charlie? 654 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,036 If I told you their names, you couldn't remember them. 655 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:46,036 Oh, I would them two, make no mistake. 656 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,307 They sound like Rose Blenkiron and Elspeth Sibley. 657 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,607 Blenkiron and Sibley. Write it down, Starr. 658 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,674 CHARLIE: Oh, for heaven's sake, Louisa. 659 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:53,178 Don't be so silly! Ignore them! 660 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:55,278 I don't ignore personal insults, Charlie! 661 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,279 You know that! 662 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,548 Of course you do. You're on holiday, 663 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,217 and we're here to enjoy ourselves, aren't we? 664 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,784 Not to watch you indulge 665 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:02,952 in some trivial vendetta. 666 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:03,987 Come on, my angel. 667 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:05,489 Where are we going? 668 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:07,559 - We are going sailing. - Oh, lovely! 669 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:12,162 What are you gawping at? 670 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:50,880 I say! 671 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:53,983 I'd call round at her stage door any evening! 672 00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,552 Ha ha ha! 673 00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:57,587 You know what you are, don't you? 674 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,590 You're a naughty old Piccadilly Johnny! 675 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:03,192 Ha ha! He's very well known as Algie 676 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:06,229 to the ladies on the stage! 677 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:08,531 ♪ And a jolly good chap is Algie ♪ 678 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,533 ♪ 'cause Algie's all the rage. ♪ 679 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,068 ♪ And a jolly good favorite Algie ♪ 680 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:14,537 ♪ to the barmaids at the Crown. ♪ 681 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,406 ♪ He's very well known as Algie ♪ 682 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:20,477 ♪ as the Piccadilly Johnny with the little glass eye. ♪ 683 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:22,979 That's wonderful! 684 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,549 ♪ He's very well known as Algie ♪ 685 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,551 ♪ to the ladies on the stage. ♪ 686 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,522 ♪ And a jolly good boy is Algie ♪ 687 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,024 ♪ 'cause Algie's all the rage. ♪ 688 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:35,057 ♪ And a jolly good favorite Algie ♪ 689 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,693 ♪ to the barmaids at the Crown. ♪ 690 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,763 ♪ He's very well known as Algie ♪ 691 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:43,065 ♪ as the Piccadilly Johnny with the little glass eye. ♪ 692 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,569 I say! I say! 693 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,805 What about a bit of gaming, eh? 694 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,149 Police! Complain! 695 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,316 I don't think we can. 696 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,583 Half our members are over there. 697 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:01,486 What?! 698 00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:06,024 I hate to name names, but I think we have... 699 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:11,528 We have Lord Haslemere to thank for this. 700 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,633 Rumor has it that it was he who told this woman 701 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,534 about the cottage and urged her to buy it. 702 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,938 Did he, by jove? 703 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:24,974 What? 704 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:34,551 I'll have 25! 705 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,554 I say, lend us a pound, old girl. 706 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,556 Here you are. Don't spend it all at once. 707 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:49,065 Red 19. 708 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,500 Are you sure? 709 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:05,014 On the brink! 710 00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:08,518 ALL: Oh! 711 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,520 Twos lose! 712 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,522 LOUISA: All right. That's your luck! 713 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,023 Clear off home! 714 00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,525 Oh, just one more. 715 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,761 I'm tired. Off you go. 716 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:20,764 Oh, don't be so bloomin' stingy, Tommy. 717 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,601 Leave it for the poor old staff. 718 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:26,338 Splendid evening. Splendid. 719 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:30,973 Oh, splendid to have you down here, Mrs. Trotter. 720 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:34,713 Told your wife where you are tonight, eh? 721 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,448 Good lord, no. 722 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:38,047 Not a word, eh? 723 00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:39,849 They think we're playing bridge. 724 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,220 Quite convenient, not letting ladies in there. 725 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,486 They don't know what you're up to. 726 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:46,157 That is the object of the exercise, yes. 727 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:47,459 But we'd still have to creep out 728 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,358 through the garden tonight anyway. 729 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,661 Back gate to avoid Wilkins. 730 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:52,962 What a life. 731 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,163 My dear, there are occasions 732 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:55,565 we allow ladies in. 733 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,100 Escorted by a member, they can view the cups. 734 00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:00,372 Yes, and on the last night of the regatta, 735 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,574 they can watch the fireworks from the platform. 736 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,409 Oh, that must be a thrill. 737 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,278 Well, I believe Queen Victoria 738 00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:08,713 was the only lady ever to be entertained there. 739 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,716 Yes. She was asked to tea once. 740 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,485 It only happened though because, 741 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:16,187 the commodore then happened to be her own son. 742 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,924 Who's your commodore now? 743 00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:26,062 You wanted to see me, sir? 744 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,266 Yes, Haslemere. Shut the door. 745 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:32,969 Sit down. 746 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:43,114 This woman friend of yours next door... 747 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,584 - Do you mean Mrs. Trotter, sir? - Yes. 748 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,252 You know her pretty well, I understand. 749 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:48,153 Yes, I do, sir. 750 00:34:48,153 --> 00:34:50,353 And you told her to buy the cottage. 751 00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:52,221 Certainly not. I had no idea. 752 00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:54,023 That's not what I heard. 753 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,327 Anyway, she's causing trouble. 754 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,163 Complaints from members. Noise! 755 00:34:58,196 --> 00:34:59,331 Really, sir? 756 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,498 Tell her to pipe down or get out. 757 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,000 Sir Evelyn, I don't think it's any of my business. 758 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,067 What? 759 00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:06,405 Well, you can hear her now, damn it. 760 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:08,006 Devil of a row going on, 761 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,608 frightening all the ladies. 762 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:11,474 I'm in quite enough trouble with them as it is. 763 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:13,712 Just a few high spirits, sir. 764 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:15,945 Ha ha ha! 765 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,516 Oh, not there. Not there. 766 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,851 Here. You watch this one. 767 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,722 Would you be kind enough 768 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,127 to make a little less noise, please? 769 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,028 And would you be kind enough to ask your band 770 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:31,730 to make a little less noise? 771 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,197 Would you, please? 772 00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:01,991 Louder. Play louder. 773 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,499 WOMAN: My turn now. 774 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,835 All right. That does it! 775 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,143 Merriman! 776 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:22,313 Merriman! 777 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,884 Merriman! 778 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:27,852 Merriman! 779 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,387 Get the pots! 780 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,488 Pots, mum? 781 00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:31,589 The pots. 782 00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:33,425 The chamber pots. Get 'em. 783 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:34,190 All of 'em, mum? 784 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,327 Yeah, all of 'em, and tell Starr to bring them out in the garden. 785 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,363 We'll show 'em. 786 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,030 Most of the stories about Mrs. Trotter, 787 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,168 whatever you may have heard, sir, are quite unfounded. 788 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:46,137 She's rather a serious person, actually. 789 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,440 Marvelous cook. 790 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:50,539 You really must sample her cooking sometime. 791 00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:54,446 She's enormously fond of children and animals. 792 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:57,082 Old ladies stay at the Bentinck quite happily, 793 00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:58,081 and the Bishop of Winchelsea 794 00:36:58,083 --> 00:36:59,484 wouldn't stay anywhere else. 795 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:01,786 In fact, he once told me that he found the atmosphere there 796 00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:03,955 as peaceful as his own cathedral close. 797 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:09,492 Have you considered the cost, madam? 798 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:10,994 It's worth every penny. 799 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:11,995 Ready? 800 00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:12,996 LADIES: Yes. 801 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:14,063 Fire! 802 00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:25,074 Steward? 803 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,946 Disgraceful! 804 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,574 My God! 805 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,614 Ha ha ha! You should have heard them! 806 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,052 Squealing like stuck pigs, they was! 807 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:09,688 Carnage! 808 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:12,190 That'll teach them to insult us on the promenade, eh, Fred? 809 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,490 Sound like a lot of daft kids. 810 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,492 We'll all go to prison! 811 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:17,927 That'd be an holiday. 812 00:38:19,564 --> 00:38:20,830 It was unforgivable. 813 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,264 What on earth possessed you? 814 00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:24,167 They asked for it. 815 00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:26,938 They didn't ask to be bombarded with chamber pots. 816 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:28,728 My God. 817 00:38:28,752 --> 00:38:30,375 You might have killed someone, you know that? 818 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,744 There were old ladies there with matchstick bones. 819 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,813 I was only giving them something they needed... 820 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,345 ..badly, by all accounts. 821 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,014 Well, there's trouble, I'm telling you. 822 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:39,515 The commodore's furious, with good reason. 823 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:41,117 He wants an immediate apology. 824 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,518 I'm not apologizing. 825 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,020 You are apologizing. 826 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,122 You behavior was stupid, 827 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,026 dangerous, and damned irresponsible. 828 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:49,661 Well, your behavior ain't been much 829 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,030 to write home about these last few days. 830 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:52,831 What? 831 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,166 Don't look so innocent. You and Miss Baker. 832 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,433 Oh, good lord, but that's quite unfair. 833 00:38:57,435 --> 00:38:58,302 Is it? 834 00:38:58,302 --> 00:38:59,638 You more or less threw us together. 835 00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:02,073 Yeah, well, you don't have to make such a meal of it. 836 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:06,110 Sorry...if we've offended you. 837 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,977 Oh, no, you haven't. I'm just pointing out 838 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:09,345 when it comes to behaving in public, 839 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:10,646 none of us is perfect. 840 00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:12,581 Oh, for God's sake, Louisa! 841 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:15,019 Irene and I are having fun, yes. 842 00:39:15,553 --> 00:39:17,121 I mean, she's awfully sweet. I'm fond of her. 843 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:18,323 Going to marry her? 844 00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,158 No, of course I'm not going to marry her. 845 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:22,260 At least I don't think so. 846 00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:24,963 Would you mind if I did? 847 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:28,566 Of course not. It's your life. You do what you like. 848 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,703 Well, you know I couldn't do that, 849 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,371 not without your approval. 850 00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:37,375 To be quite honest, I was looking on Irene as a... 851 00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:39,041 ..blow for freedom. 852 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,243 What do you mean? 853 00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:44,315 Well, to...help...separate us. 854 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:46,918 It must happen one day, mustn't it? 855 00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:50,688 I thought she was a sort of...present. 856 00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:52,490 I was rather touched. 857 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,826 Charlie... 858 00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:57,762 Just a moment, my angel. 859 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,097 See you in a moment. 860 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:06,605 Look, I... 861 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:09,140 I think it's best if perhaps I leave here. 862 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,041 Why? 863 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,040 Well, I just do. I... 864 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,108 Well, you can't go. 865 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,599 Can't leave me to the mercy of... 866 00:40:13,623 --> 00:40:15,747 Wart-Grantly, whatever his name is. 867 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:17,546 Yes. Yes, he wants to see you. 868 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:19,048 I'm supposed to arrange it. 869 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,549 Well, he could always pop around here. 870 00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:22,551 Can invite me round to his place. 871 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:25,054 I think it's hardly likely that he'll do that. 872 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,556 No. We shall have to find some common ground. 873 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,192 "Minstrel Whiskers." 874 00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:30,659 Blenkiron's yacht. I'll fix it for tomorrow. 875 00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:32,061 No, Charlie, I'm not going there, 876 00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:33,062 not with that wife of his. 877 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,163 I wouldn't trust meself. 878 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:35,331 You'll do as you're told. 879 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,814 Here. I wasn't expecting all that lot. 880 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:50,515 Just the commodore, you said. 881 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:56,387 Uh, Mrs. Trotter, may I introduce my wife? 882 00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,790 I, uh, I believe you've met. 883 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,558 We have, indeed. 884 00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:03,628 Uh, our commodore, Sir Evelyn Grant-Wortley, 885 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,730 Admiral Swain, member of the committee, 886 00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:07,432 and Major Gutch, our secretary. 887 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:11,569 Won't you sit down, Mrs. Trotter? 888 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:14,772 Ta. 889 00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:22,435 Uh... 890 00:41:22,459 --> 00:41:24,949 - Perhaps some tea? - No thanks. 891 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,448 Later, Reginald. 892 00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:28,985 Oh, I'll, uh, go and tell Fleming. 893 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:32,722 Ahem. 894 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:33,890 Mrs. Trotter... 895 00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:34,891 I will apologize, 896 00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:36,427 but only if she does first. 897 00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:38,062 Apologize for what? 898 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:39,030 She knows. 899 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,366 Perhaps I can explain. 900 00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:44,067 Mrs. Trotter believes that she overheard Lady Blenkiron 901 00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:46,069 uttering a rather damaging remark against her 902 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:47,272 while walking on the promenade. 903 00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:49,172 I heard all right, and there was witnesses. 904 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,173 Oh, what rubbish. 905 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:51,941 Care to deny it in a court of law? 906 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:52,543 Ladies, please. 907 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:55,578 What's this got to do with the pot incident? 908 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:57,246 I think what lord Haslemere is intimating 909 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,981 is that the remark might perhaps have provoked 910 00:41:58,983 --> 00:41:59,982 the pot incident. 911 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:01,050 Oh, he's clever. 912 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:03,519 Mrs. Trotter, I must ask you to remember 913 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,955 that you are a guest aboard my yacht. 914 00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:07,523 Look, I didn't ask to come here, 915 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,861 and I didn't expect an inquisition. 916 00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,230 I'd have been quite happy to talk this thing out in my cottage 917 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,329 over a glass of wine, 918 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:14,330 even in your bloody clubhouse 919 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,367 if you'd been civil enough to ask me. 920 00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:18,534 But since we are met here, 921 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,036 let's get a few things straight. 922 00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:23,441 I buy a house in what's supposed to be a free country. 923 00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:25,510 I mind me own business, and find meself insulted 924 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:26,778 left, right, and center. 925 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:27,543 Just 'cause I have a few friends... 926 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,114 half of them your members who like a bit of fun. 927 00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:32,348 There's always been parties over there, 928 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,217 I've been told. 929 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,218 The last owner had your admiral in there. 930 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,455 Don't tell me they played tiddlywinks all night. 931 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,624 Now, if this is all a plot to get me out, 932 00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:41,659 just so's your ladies can have somewhere to... 933 00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:43,025 ..relieve themselves, 934 00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:44,262 well, that's another matter. 935 00:42:44,662 --> 00:42:46,229 Personally, I feel sorry for them. 936 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,396 The way you lot treat ladies, 937 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,397 like the dark ages. 938 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,133 I wouldn't stand for it. 939 00:42:49,501 --> 00:42:50,735 Still, that's their business. 940 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:51,936 Fact is, I'm not budging, 941 00:42:51,936 --> 00:42:53,871 and there's got to be give and take on both sides. 942 00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:56,072 That's all I'm going to say at the moment. 943 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,108 Thank you. 944 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:00,442 What's she talking about? 945 00:43:00,444 --> 00:43:01,844 If I might put in a word... 946 00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:02,879 She's right. 947 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:03,448 I beg your pardon? 948 00:43:03,448 --> 00:43:04,603 She's quite right. 949 00:43:04,627 --> 00:43:05,948 It is like the dark ages, 950 00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:07,952 and what are you going to do about it? 951 00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:09,232 SIR EVELYN: My dear Lady Blenkiron... 952 00:43:09,232 --> 00:43:10,488 No. 953 00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:12,090 Sweet words are not enough, Sir Evelyn. 954 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,356 I am sorry. It's action we want, 955 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:16,761 or to be more precise, her annexe. 956 00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:18,194 My annexe? 957 00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:20,196 Yes. You don't need it. 958 00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:21,899 You haven't been inside it yet. 959 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,556 Tell her to sell it, 960 00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:26,504 and I for one, am prepared to forget about the pots. 961 00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:28,504 CHARLIE: Oh, but that's an absurd bargain. 962 00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:31,040 Give and take, Charles. That's what she said. 963 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,644 Yes, but what does she get in return? 964 00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:33,745 Money, I presume. 965 00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:35,513 Our club funds are rather stretched. 966 00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:37,546 SWAIN: Waste of money, my opinion, 967 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:38,815 managed for 50 years. 968 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:40,817 "Manage" is hardly the word, George. 969 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:43,888 Have you ever been inside the strangers' lavatory? 970 00:43:43,919 --> 00:43:44,531 Well, no. 971 00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:47,056 Mrs. Trotter, are there any circumstances 972 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:49,694 in which you might consider selling your annexe? 973 00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:51,527 - No, of course that — - Yes, Sir Evelyn. 974 00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:53,362 I might consider it... 975 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,231 Under certain conditions. 976 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:58,935 There. I told you she'd see reason. 977 00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:04,506 Careful, Ethel. 978 00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:05,676 I knew this would happen. 979 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:08,146 A few hours in the sun, and me whole face peels off. 980 00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:10,481 Only your nose, Mr. Starr. 981 00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:12,514 Well, wonders will never cease. 982 00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:14,018 She's selling it. 983 00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:15,017 Selling what? 984 00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:16,018 STARR: The house? 985 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:17,121 Oh, thank God for that. 986 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:17,977 Oh, not the house. 987 00:44:18,001 --> 00:44:19,624 The bit on the side...the annexe, 988 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,126 to the ladies next door for their ablutions. 989 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:24,526 The annexe? But our bedrooms are up there. 990 00:44:24,528 --> 00:44:26,462 Oh, we're keeping them, I'm told. 991 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:28,499 We'll have them all tramping in through the garden. 992 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,533 Is it a punishment, you think, for the pots? 993 00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:32,537 No doubt, Ethel, 994 00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:34,505 but it won't make our lives any easier. 995 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,240 She's sold us down the river. 996 00:44:36,574 --> 00:44:38,910 Well, I think the King's got something to do with it. 997 00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:40,244 He's the admiral of that club, 998 00:44:40,244 --> 00:44:42,044 and he's always been concerned about ladies. 999 00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:43,645 He probably had a word in her ear. 1000 00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:45,917 Bet she still got a good price for it. 1001 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:48,550 Must you go? 1002 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:50,052 Yes, really. 1003 00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:52,554 I have estate business I must attend to. 1004 00:44:52,556 --> 00:44:54,056 Well, who'll take me sailing? 1005 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,057 Look, I'll... 1006 00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:56,558 I'll try and come back next weekend, 1007 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,994 and I'll write every day. 1008 00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:01,497 Dearest Ally... 1009 00:45:01,499 --> 00:45:03,499 You haven't tired of me? 1010 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,001 No. 1011 00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,502 Oh, no. 1012 00:45:06,504 --> 00:45:09,438 I adore you, my darling Pally. 1013 00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:15,444 Oh! Ahem. I'm sorry. 1014 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,513 There's something amazing going on out here. 1015 00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:19,083 Do come and have a look. 1016 00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:21,951 Look! Look! 1017 00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:48,477 I don't believe it. 1018 00:46:33,757 --> 00:46:36,260 What is it, Mr. Walden? Who's coming? 1019 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:39,228 Must be royalty, dear lady. Who else? 1020 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:40,196 Royalty. 1021 00:46:44,068 --> 00:46:46,602 They're rolling out the carpet. 1022 00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:48,204 Oh, lord. 1023 00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:49,605 I...I--don't think so, Crofton. 1024 00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:51,874 You better check with Major Gutch. 1025 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:42,024 Afternoon, Wilkins. 1026 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,274 I've been asked to tea. 1027 00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:36,878 Blow for freedom, eh, Charlie?